Writer Crush of the Week (#18): Gabe Durham

On my flight to Salt Lake City, where our captain dipped his wings so we could look at the Grand Canyon, I finished Fun Camp and knew there was no way anyone but Gabe Durham could be our Writer Crush this week.

An ARC of Fun Camp was the last relic from Mud Luscious Press, who we already miss dearly. I’m happy to have gotten a copy of the book, though, and happy to see it find a new home at Publishing Genius.

Durham essentially wrote the book I wanted to write before I could do it. I worked as a dormhead/apprentice teacher at a summer arts program last summer (and will return this summer!) and Fun Camp encapsulates the bizarre, beautiful world of summer camp beautifully.

In seven sections (each one a day of the week, with the final section being “Sunday Morning”), you live through a week of Fun Camp in vignettes, from singing at sing-alongs to avoiding chef Grogg in the mess hall to performing skits about school shootings.

You meet the girls of Cabin 2, who are counterfeiting camp bucks. You meet the boys of Cabin 1, who believe nuclear war has broken out and wiped out all mankind—except for the camp—but only so they can convince girls to repopulate the species with them. You meet jaded counselors and first-time campers. You wonder who (if anyone) will ask you to the midnight hike.

These small stories are all funny and punch-sad. The prose is tightly-coiled. Every last line of every monologue and lecture and warm fuzzy and frantic letter home makes you miss the taste of blackberries, the incomprehensible hodgepodge of what it feels like being a teenager at a pretty weird summer camp.

We’re very excited to see what Gabe Durham does next! Check out some excerpts from Fun Camp, then order it from Publishing Genius!

Writer Crush of the Week (#17): Kevin Brockmeier

Writer Crush of the Week is back! And we’re kicking off with Kevin Brockmeier.

If you haven’t already read the heartbreaking The Truth About Celia about a prominent sci-fi novelist trying to make sense of his young daughter’s disappearance–which our previous crush Kelly Link recommended on her AWP panel–or The Brief History of the Dead set both in the afterlife and on earth as a deadly plague seems to be wiping out most of humanity, you should really add them to your summer reading list. His prose is thoughtful and moving.

You can find one of our favorite short stories “A Day in the Life of Half of Rumplestiltskin” in Kate Bernheimer’s fairy tale anthology My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me. For now, we’ll leave with his O. Henry Award Winning short story, “The Ceiling”.

Enjoy!

Chapbook Contest Winners & Finalists

We are so pleased to reveal the winner and finalists for the first-ever Origami Zoo Press chapbook contest. Our winner was chosen by Matt Bell. Winner receives $250, publication and twenty-five contributor copies. Honorable mention receives publication and twenty-five contributor copies. Look for these titles late 2013/early 2014!

WINNER
Ben Hoffman
Together, Apart: Stories

Matt Bell said: “A fine combination of smart, funny, and moving, and of long and short work—I thought it had a lot of variety while still feeling cohesive as a chapbook. And it’s the one that I found myself continuously coming back to.”

HONORABLE MENTION
Lena Bertone
Behind This Mirror

So happy to welcome Ben and Lena into the Origami Zoo Press family!

FINALISTS
Will Kaufman—No Window
Raki Kopernik—Hat Head
Tim Raymond—The Great Rest Stop Massacre
Vincent Scarpa—Pain Management
Pablo Pinero Stillmann—Death of the Father: Two Stories
Jan Stinchcomb—Flesh/Fluid
Cam Terwilliger—Your Vision Awaits You

A big thank you to our winners, our finalists and everyone who entered! We had a great time reading all these manuscripts, and it was so hard to narrow the selection down—there were so many amazing, powerful stories we loved that we are not able to highlight here. We appreciate your words and your support of Origami Zoo Press.

And another big thank you to the man, the myth, Matt Bell for judging this contest! Be on the lookout for his novel, In the House Upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods, forthcoming this summer from Soho Press.

Send Origami Zoo Press pictures of your Origami Zoo titles!

 Hello Origami Zookeepers! We’ve loved sending the words of our writers out into the world, but now we want to hear a bit more from you. Take a picture of yourself with your Origami Zoo title(s), email it us at origamizoopress@gmail.com, post it on our Facebook page or tweet it at us and we’ll share it on the blog! Maybe particularly inventive/exciting pictures will be rewarded with some kind of prize? (Who wouldn’t want to see There Will Be No More Good Nights Without Good Nights at the Grand Canyon?) Regardless, all pictures will be rewarded with our undying love and affection. We look forward to seeing you in our inbox!

Interview with Anne Valente, author of Elegy for Mathematics

We took Anne Valente on the first tour of the Origami Zoo this week. We sat outside the big cat habitat and watched the paper tigers slink through the tall grass while the paper cheetah ran so far we were worried it would tear. As we popped a bottle of paper champagne to celebrate the upcoming release of her chapbook of small stories, An Elegy for Mathematics. Anne talked to us about neighborhood quails, her ideal robot, and Justin Timberlake dressed as a loaf of bread.

Origami Zoo Press: If you were an animal in the Origami Zoo, what would you be?

Anne Valente: I would be a paper quail. There is a family of sixteen quails in my neighborhood, now that spring has returned, and they’re fascinating. All that scurrying for cover! All those plume hats!

OZP: Tell us a little bit about the stories in An Elegy for Mathematics. The stories in the collection have a pretty wide range in terms of tone, form and content, so how do you see them fitting together?

AV: I wrote these pieces across a span of time that included experimenting with forms, and how those forms could potentially mirror content. Regardless of the form, I think the content of each piece shares some thread of frustration, whether that is the frustration of desire, of growing up, of being defined, of connecting with others, or of tolerating the absolute intolerability of losing those we love. I am interested in how quantification fails – how, despite our best human efforts, our attempts to control the uncontrollable elude us.

OZP: What are you reading right now?

AV: I just had the flu for three weeks, which was tiring but also gave me time to just lie on the couch and finish Murakami’s 1Q84. He’s one of my favorites, and his latest didn’t disappoint. I’ve also been fortunate enough to read B.J. Hollars’s new collection, Sightings, and Matt Bell’s novel, In the House Upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods, both of which are truly wonderful. In addition, I just finished Brian Kimberling’s Snapper, a novel about birdwatching in Indiana that I loved (I’ve been reading a lot about the Midwest lately). I’ve also been reading books on mapping: Rebecca Solnit’s Infinite City, Denis Wood’s Everything Sings, and Judith Schalansky’s Atlas of Remote Islands, all of which are magical and highly recommended.

OZP: Obviously, we love B.J., and that collection is fantastic! What are you writing right now? Any other publication news we should know about? I hear you might have a book coming out…

AV: Yes! Thanks for asking. I do have book coming out: my first full-length collection, By Light We Knew Our Names, will release from Dzanc Books in October 2014. I couldn’t be more thrilled about it. I’ve also got stories forthcoming in the next issues of Ninth Letter and Heavy Feather Review. In the meantime, I’ve been revising a finished novel manuscript and working on a new collection of stories centered on St. Louis history and the Midwest.

OZP: If you got to host Saturday Night Live, who would you want as the musical guest?

AV: Since artists can only play a song or two on Saturday Night Live, I’d invite the Pixies just to hear the slow version of “Wave of Mutilation” live. I did just see Justin Timberlake’s most recent performance on SNL though, and he was charismatic, as always. He might boost the ratings for my hosting duties, but that would also mean we’d have to do a Glutenville sketch together, him dressed as a piece of bread. He would without question steal the show.

OZP: What would your ideal robot do for you?

AV: This sounds ridiculous, but if I’m being completely honest, my ideal robot would accompany me on airplanes. I have a debilitating fear of flight. I’ve tried listening to podcasts that explain the mechanics of flight and aircraft, but it hasn’t helped – I still have no idea how millions of pounds become airborne. So: my ideal robot and I would always book our flights with two seats together. My ideal robot would sit next to me and explain everything that’s happening – “That noise is just the wheels going up!” or “An air pocket! HA!” – and we would play cards and drink ginger ale.

OZP: One of our favorite stories in An Elegy for Mathematics is “The Archivist,” which features a woman who highlights every facet of people’s lives when they die (from the number of times they blinked to the number of times they’ve been kissed to the number of cups of coffee they drank). What would be highlighted in your “Archivist” records?

AV: What a can of worms you’ve opened! I could tell you everything that I believe is in my record, but suffice it to say that this story was born of a childhood obsession: I used to lie awake at night filled with anxiety that someone, somewhere, was keeping tabs on all cartoons I watched, how many times I’d ever brushed my teeth, all the mean things I’d ever said, all the Oreos I stole from the kitchen cabinets when no one was looking. Today, though the anxiety about this has mostly passed, I think my Archivist record would include about 1.2 billion cups of green tea, 926 episodes (including reruns) of Saved by the Bell and Beverly Hills, 90210, seven instances of singing terrible karaoke, zero instances of a bowling score above 100, and 329 snapped photos of neighborhood birds.

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An Elegy for Mathematics is available for pre-order here, in both a regular and UnArchived Edition, which will come packed with goodies and extras. Due out in April!

Chad Simpson Pitches His New Chapbook

Et tu, Chad? Now even Chad Simpson, author of the very first Origami Zoo Press book, Phantoms, is trying to enter our chapbook contest, even though it is not allowed. We know you love us, past Origami Zoo authors, and we love you, but we just cannot let you commandeer the contest.

(To those of you who aren’t former Origami Zoo authors, remember: today is the last day to enter our first ever chapbook contest, judged by the man, the myth, the great writer Matt Bell!)

December 30, 2012

Dear Sam,

I know you sent us that email saying OZP authors couldn’t enter this year’s chapbook contest. And I know you’ve already pretty much turned down Laura and BJ and Brian when they queried you. But I have this idea I think you should know about. Basically, I want to write a book of stories told from the point of view of origami animals, and OZP would obviously be the perfect place to publish it.

I’ve been working on the first story, and it’s about this origami giraffe. He’s a widower, and his two origami giraffe sons, aged 9 and 7, have cystic fibrosis. It’s the day before Halloween, and this giraffe dad, he’s looking across the street and sees his neighbor has carved these miraculous pumpkins. One of them, it looks like Jack Nicholson from The Shining. It’s perfect. The giraffe dad, he hadn’t realized it was almost Halloween. I mean, his kids, they have cystic fibrosis. Every day is this struggle. They’d brought up Halloween costumes in the recent past, but he’d looked right past it. Most nights, he wakes up around three a.m. to the sound of one of his sons coughing. He walks down to his sons’ room, and then pounds his origami giraffe hooves on his coughing son’s back, trying to break up the mucus in the boy’s lungs. It kills this giraffe dad to exert so much force on his son, but he does it anyway, diligently, five or six nights a week.

And then there’s this Jack Nicholson staring at him in the form of this Jack-o’-lantern. His mouth open in a mean smile. Pure crazy eyes looking back over where his shoulder would be, if he weren’t just a head and actually had shoulders. Our origami giraffe dad is looking at the Jack-o’-lantern and thinking hard about smashing it in the street, revealing what’s left of its pumpkin guts, letting them rot. It occurs to him that maybe his neighbors are being insensitive, displaying their pumpkin-carving skills like this, and he could knock on their door and strangle his neighbors with his giraffe hooves right there on their front porch.

Then, he hears one of his giraffe boys. They’re in bed. It’s nighttime, and dark, and they’d been sleeping before he stepped out onto his front porch, but now one of his giraffe boys is coughing. It’s loud. It sounds like it hurts. He turns on his giraffe heels and heads inside, calling out to his sons, asking if they’re all right. He begins ascending the stairs, which had been refinished just weeks before his origami giraffe wife passed away in her sleep. He is halfway up the stairs and the coughing is getting louder. It’s a thing he can feel in his giraffe bones. He cranes his giraffe neck back down the stairs, and through the glass in the front door, he can still see his neighbor’s pumpkin. It’s like some small world that has been carved by gods and then set on fire. It looks like a thing that might burn forever.

December 31, 2012

Dear Sam,

OK, so you don’t seem to have liked that idea I had about the origami giraffe dad and his origami sons who are suffering from cystic fibrosis. I’ll admit it: That’s actually the only story I’ve thought through so far, but I’ll come up with more, I swear, if you let me submit to this contest.

I’m thinking right now about an origami elephant sitting in the back seat of a car. His best friend’s mom has decided to take him and her son to Florida for spring break, even though she’s poor and can’t afford such a trip.

Our origami elephant, as soon as the car is pulling out of his friend’s apartment complex in Indiana, he knows they’re never going to make it to St. Petersburg.

I’m thinking about a stop they might make somewhere in South Carolina. They stop because the elephant mom needs a break from driving, because she needs sleep—she’s tired, and a little strung out, her elephant ears, they’re drooping—and then the origami elephant boy and his friend are walking along the beach and they see these seagulls floating on the ocean not far from shore. The elephant likes how peaceful the seagulls look lulling in saltwater, in the give and take of the waves, and his friend starts tossing rocks at the gulls, trying to scare them. The elephant doesn’t like this at all. He holds his breath each time a rock gets tossed in the air, hoping the gulls will remain safe, hoping his paper trunk doesn’t trumpet in fear, and for a while, the rocks thunk in the water and sink to the ocean floor, like nothing.

A little while later, though, while the elephant is thinking about the rest of the trip, the trek from South Carolina to Florida, the trip he’s pretty certain they aren’t going to end up making—because his elephant friend’s mom is going to meet someone, or because she is going to realize she doesn’t have enough money to keep going—his elephant friend is going to toss one of those stones into the air, and it’s going to land smack-dab on one of the seagulls. The seagull will buckle and then sink, and the whole thing will seem to happen in slow motion, and our elephant will stand there with his feet in the sand, looking from the stars emerging in the sky to the water, waiting for that seagull to re-appear, to come choking back to the water’s surface.

So now you what two of the stories in the chapbook might look like. Holla at me? I really can’t imagine publishing these stories with anyone but OZP.

Yours,
Chad

P.S. I just realized it’s December 31. Happy New Year!

Brian Oliu Pitches His New Chapbook

I’m not sure what to say. Now we have Brian Oliu pitching a new chapbook to us despite explicit instructions and the previous failings of other Origami Zoo Press authors. (p.s. only two more days to enter the contest!)

Hey Sam!
So good to see you over break! I’m really excited about the first ever Origami Zoo Press Chapbook contest! While I don’t think it’s totally fair to rig the contest so that I win, I’ve never really won anything before (I have a knack for honorable mention—why do you think honorable mention is always designated with a purple ribbon? Do they think poorly of Big Boi’s sideprojects?) & so I am excited to tweet about how my literature has been deemed victorious over everyone else’s literature! Also, I figure this will make things easier on Matt, as he is the hardest working man in the literary world & I’m sure just selecting me as victor will allow him to finally take a vacation. So generous of you.

So! About the project! You know how ‘Level End’ was a huge success & won all of the awards of all time & pretty much changed the course of literature, right? So, I was thinking, what if we released ‘Level End 2: Escape From The Clash At Demonhead—The Seventh Seal & The Ancient Ship of Doom’?

Instead of being about Boss Battles, it’d be about the moments AFTER you defeat the boss & the screen freezes & some prize falls from the sky, like a SWORD or a HEART or a PENDANT. There is so much beauty in those small silent moments that only a master (like myself) can possibly pull out & make literary. Also, I think it’d be pretty cool if the words themselves cascaded like the prize that falls from the sky! You know, like ENJAMBMENT! Maybe it could be center justified? I don’t want to tell you & Rebecca how to do your jobs, but I think that’d be awesome; like:

The battle

Is over

What is falling from the sky?

J

E

W

E

L

s.

SO COOL, right? Anyway, hit me back so I can start making a book trailer.

Brian

PS: I got an email from B.J. & Laura—I’m pretty sure they’ve been hacked, just ignore anything they send to you.

Laura van den Berg Pitches Her New Chapbook

Remember how BJ Hollars kept trying to enter the Origami Zoo Press Chapbook Contest, even though previous OZP authors are ineligible? Well, Laura van den Berg (author of OZP short-short chapbook There Will Be No More Long Titles Without Long Titles) seems to have gotten in her head that she should be able to entry. Check out her pitch below.

December 16, 2012
Dear Sam—

Hey, what’s up? What are your holiday plans? I plan on getting super drunk and waking up underneath a Christmas tree.

Totally kidding!

I know we’ve already talked about the OZP chapbook contest and how it wouldn’t be cool for past OZP authors to submit, BUT here’s the thing: I have the most amazing idea for a chapbook….are you ready for it? A series of short-shorts, all written from the point-of-view of the LOCH NESS MONSTER. The working title is O, Loch. As you might already know, monsters are kind of my thing, so this is genius, right? Right?

Talk soon!

Laura

December 18, 2012
Hey, Sam—

So that no is still a no, huh? Listen, no worries. I’m a professional. I understand. I just wanted to give OZP a “first look” at Oh, Loch, you know? But if them’s the rules, then them’s the rules.

I’m on my third—ha! I mean, fifth—glass of spiked eggnog. Wish you were here!

Laura

December 20, 2012
Sam—

Please forgive me, but I just can’t stop thinking about this OZP chapbook contest. I have been working away on Oh, Loch and, just between us, I think it is the best thing I’ve EVER done.

An excerpt: “The golden mist rises curtain-like. The creature surveys the surface. A shadow on the water, or a delicious fish?”

“Surveys the surface”—nice alliteration (or whatever you call it), eh? This chapbook is all about RHYTHM and SOUND.

Sam, if this doesn’t convince you, what will? What will?

Please say yes!

Laura

BJ Hollars Pitches His New Chapbook

So, despite the fact that we made it clear that prior Origami Zoo Press authors are not eligible to enter the Origami Zoo Press Chapbook Contest, we keep receiving emails from our authors, trying to convince us to let them enter. BJ Hollars has been particularly persistent, sending the following string of emails, gchat messages and texts.

Email 1:
Hi, Sam. B.J. here. Listen, I know Origami Zoo Press is doing that chapbook contest (super cool!), and I know I probably shouldn’t enter given that you guys just published my “In Defense of Monsters” chapbook and all, but I just wanted to throw an idea your way.

So, you know how “In Defense of Monsters” like, defends the existences of monsters? Well what if I wrote a chapbook in the voice of the monsters trying to defend my own existence. We could call it “In Defense of Hollars” and we could have these crazy essays from Sasquatch and the Loch Ness monster, etc.

You’re probably asking yourself “But BJ, why would monsters need to defend you?” Here’s the answer: out of straight-up pity. Because here’s the thing: when you Google “Sasquach” you get a gazillion hits, but when you Google “B.J. Hollars” you only get four (five if you count my high school tennis stats). Anyway, these monster-voiced essays could be sort of like, “Thanks for the defense and all, Hollars, but I’m not the one at risk of disappearing…”

Anyway, just a thought. (Though admittedly, sort of a sad thought…)

Yours,
BJ

Email 2:
Hey Sam, haven’t heard back from you yet on “In Defense of Hollars.” Pretty great idea, right? Right?

I look forward to your prompt reply.

Sincerely yours,
BJ

Text:
Sam–let me know on InDefHollars ASAP.

Googlechat:
bjhollars: Hey Sam! You get my text?
bjhollars: I know you’re there–the little green circle is by your name…
bjhollars: Okay, that little green circle went away. You there?
bjhollars: Maybe I’ll try texting you again. Talk soon!

Text 2:
Sam. Whatz up? You down w/my idea or what?

Email 3:
Hey Sam, I think your email may be down or something. Haven’t heard back from you in awhile. And I don’t think you’re receiving texts, either. And finally, Googlechat is a little funky on your end. I chatted you and saw the green circle and everything, but no response.

Technology’s the worst, am I right?

Love,
BJ

Email 4:
Not sure if you’ll receive this or not, but let’s nix the idea. I think I’ve played this monster thing out. Just got an email from Sasquatch4Real@aol.com who wrote: “Me trying to keep low profile. You make this hard! I never defend your existence. Also, quit bothering Sam with dumb ideas. Shameless, Hollars. You embarrass humans with antics.”

Crazy, right? Wonder how he knew your name…

-BJ